Tech Support: Silly questions by clients.

Tech Support:What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one

Customer: Hi, this is Celine I can’t get my DVD out !!!
Tech Support:Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, I’m sure it’s really stuck
Tech Support: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note
Customer: No, wait a minute, I hadn’t inserted it
yet It’s still on my desk sorry Thank you

Tech Support:Click on the ‘MY COMPUTER’ icon on the
left of the screen
Customer: Your left or my left?

Tech Support: Hello How may I help you?
Male Customer: Hi I can’t print
Tech Support: Would you click on ‘START’ for me and
Customer: Listen pal; don’t start getting technical on
me I’m not Billi Gates!!!

Customer: Good afternoon, this is Martha I can’t
print Every time I try, it says ‘CAN’T FIND
PRINTER’ I even lifted the printer and placed it
in front of the monitor, but the computer still
says it can’t find it!!!

Customer: I have problems printing in red
Tech Support:Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah thank you

Tech Support: What’s on your monitor now, ma’am?
Customer: A teddy bear that my boyfriend bought for
me at the 7-11 store

Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore
Tech Support: Are you sure your keyboard is plugged
into the computer?
Customer: No I can’t get behind the computer
Tech Support: Pick up your keyboard and take ten
steps backwards
Customer: Okay
Tech Support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech Support: That means the keyboard is not plugged
in Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there’s another one here Wait a
moment please Ah, that one does work
Thanks

Tech Support:Your password is the small letter ‘a’ as in
apple, a capital letter ‘V’ as in Victor, and the number ’7′
Customer: Is that ’7′ in capital letters?

Customer: I can’t get on the internet
Tech Support:Are you absolutely sure you used the
correct password?
Customer: Yes, I’m sure I saw my co-worker do it
Tech Support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five dots

Tech Support:What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape
Tech Support: That’s not an anti-virus program
Customer: Oh, sorry Internet Explorer

Customer: I have a huge problem! My friend has
placed a screen saver on my computer but,
every time I move my mouse, it disappears

Tech Support: How may I help you?
Customer: I’m writing my first email
Tech Support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter ‘a’ in the address,
but how do I get the little circle around it

A woman customer called the Canon help desk because
she had a problem with her printer
Tech Support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer:No, my desk is next to the door, but that
is a good point The man sitting next to me is by
a window, and his printer is working fine!

And last, but not least

Tech Support: Okay Bob , press the control and escape
keys at the same time That brings up a task list in the
middle of the screen Now, type the letter ‘P’ to bring
up the Program Manager
Customer: I don’t have a ‘P’
Tech Support: On your keyboard, Bob
Customer: What do you mean ?
Tech Support: ‘P’ on your keyboard, Bob
Customer: I AM NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!!

There!That outta make you feel better about your computer skills